Airsoft tank on Craigslist?

Somebody has an airsoft tank for sale in Toronto on craigslist. Apart from the question as to what exactly an airsoft tank is, there’s the ad itself. A remarkably low price of $10!. And then see the ad’s description: Here’s the ad:

i make airsoft tank i make airsof tank i am good ya will be the capten in airsoft war every bodey will scare ya if ya buy my tank Helo i am peter iam super hero iam a black knight big sun genareal issac is moon genareal ben is mars genaral ma dog mutter is earth genaral the king of all dog so ya better salude ma dog my mom brok my yika airsoft gun nwo I make a bigbig airsoft tank with my brok yika ak47 airsoft gun and box i take from no filss ma tank is bigit is good it is bong bong loud you moth make gun fire sound ta ta taaaaaaaa bpng gong bong bon bong ya can fire cap gun people will think it is a real tank and scare the tank have no wheel ya have to walk in side to drive tank but if ya walk fast the tank will fast if ya walk slow the tank will slow if ya stop tank ya have to look window to look eneny or eneny will shoot ya tank and ya will die the airsoft war booooooooooooom tank blowup booooooooooommmmmmm ya can have 2 army in side tank 1 army shot yika ak47 and cap gun 1 army drive tank and look window and look eneny ben in side the tank he say very black in side he is scare so i buy doollar shop light in side i can paint camoflag if ya pay me 10 dollur i am goof i lean that in school the tank hav 4 window so ya can see eneny out side ya can eat in side tank but ya can not sleep in side my mom say no good and no pizza lnuch for schol so no sleep in side tank ya clamb in to the tank with chair ya can put chair in the tank but ya can not walk just sit becouse the chiar is hairvey i put 7 cap gun in side the tank so ya can shot eneny in the font back left right so no eneny can hide i am smart boy ya don t walk too fast last time i walk too fast but ben walk slow so i my arm hit him face he cry in side tank my dog mutter very scare my tank i drive my tank he hide in side my mom badroom he go under the bad ya see my tank is scare tank so ya better buy my tank now or other people buy it and win airsoft war ya will cry a lo t don t blame me

plase don detete my post i want to earn monoy so i can buy apple friut celphune and compater eveybody have celphune and compater but i dont have compater i very unhappy i cry some time my mom say no momoy my mom say i wil brake it i wil not i am a goof boy i cheak emal in liebiary but i am a compater sciencist i fix keubard and mouse in schol i make humepage in craislist i want to buy super yika ak47 airsof gun to hunt big lion and elephentes so i can be a super hero in jane and funch i want to make pizza so i can eat pizza lunch every day my mom can not stop me i want to have 50000000000000000000000000000000000 airsof army i am the sun genaral i am king i am super hero so buy ya buy my airsof tank and i wil very happy ad i wil walk very fast like army

Wow. I vote Best-of, this is either some really stupid kid, or a bored internet genius. There’s a fine line between the two.

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4 Responses to “Airsoft tank on Craigslist?”

1. Dr. Mark Williams says:

   January 12, 2010 at 7:41 pm

   well i say a tank would be a splendid idea but the basic physics would just not work. how can a tank shot not hurt? i do say. anyway very nice site you have here. hope it goes far.
2. shadir says:

   January 21, 2010 at 9:18 pm

   you know dr mark williams is shakir. he tried to be smart. remmber when he took a picture of his “insert name here” !! lol lol lol lol
3. Air Pellet Guns says:

   March 12, 2010 at 4:16 am

   In these days, the air-soft pistols are getting to be a lot more sophisticated as there are multiple markers launched. These pistols have a higher serving of reality blended in. The cheap BBs are clothed in casings. For example, when you fire the weapon, a shell casing is launched.
4. Beverlee Caldas says:

   March 15, 2010 at 9:30 am

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